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Offline GilleTTe

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Re: Crni Humor :)
« Reply #15 on: September 30, 2011, 10:18:23 PM »
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    • Quote from: sLaYeR 雄大 on September 30, 2011, 04:23:55 PM
    There are five apples on the table,an Jamal steals three. What colour is Jamal?
    black..? :D
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    Offline NaNo

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    Re: Crni Humor :)
    « Reply #16 on: October 01, 2011, 10:07:09 AM »
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    • Black?
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    Re: Crni Humor :)
    « Reply #17 on: October 06, 2011, 07:31:38 PM »
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    • Racist people!
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    Offline HyPeRioN

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    Re: Crni Humor :)
    « Reply #18 on: October 06, 2011, 08:11:32 PM »
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    • spamers :P

    @tema
     Koje su bile zadnje Isusove reči crnogorcima?
      - Ne radite ništa dok se ne vratim.
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    Offline !fReAk 0n A lEaSh!

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    Re: Crni Humor :)
    « Reply #19 on: October 06, 2011, 11:05:16 PM »
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    • Ide stariji covek kroz sumu i sretne malu devojcicu koja sedi na panju i place.Pita je on "Zasto places,u cemu je problem?" a ona kaze "Pa bio je neki crni cika sto je Je*** mamu,tatu,sestru,brata i mene.Brat je umro od bolova a ostale je zapalio sa sve kucom...?" Covek pita "A tebe je ostavio tu?" On mu kaze da je pobegla iza kuce i sakrila se u zbunje.... a covek na to odgovori(Otkopcavajuci slic) "Jbg mala danas bas nemas srece!!" HAhahahahahahaha x))))))
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    Offline sLaYeR 雄大

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    Re: Crni Humor :)
    « Reply #20 on: October 08, 2011, 12:57:07 PM »
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    • HAhahaha, znam ovaj, mnogo dobar vic xD
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    Re: Crnu Humor :)
    « Reply #21 on: October 08, 2011, 02:39:42 PM »
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    • Quote from: ◄  messi №1   ► on September 16, 2011, 10:51:44 PM
    Pogledajte ovu stranicu    http://www.mracnjak.com/   
    uzas!!!
    steta sto ga vise nema :'(
    U SRCU www.mracnjak.com <3!
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    « Reply #22 on: October 14, 2011, 12:55:17 PM »
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    • Kako glasi stara kineska poslovica?
    Pas koji laje nije dovoljno skuvan.
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    Offline sLaYeR 雄大

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    Re: Crni Humor :)
    « Reply #23 on: October 16, 2011, 01:07:39 AM »
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    • Dolazi prodavac usisivača kod babe na vrata,
    - Evo imamo nove.
    - Nemam ja para sinko!
    - Ma samo mala demonstracija.
    Uđe on i iz kese istrese gomilu balege babi na tepih.
    - Ako usisivač ovo ne pokupi do zadnje mrve, ja ću to da pojedem!
    - E Bogami sinko hoćeš, meni juče isključili struju!
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    Re: Crni Humor :)
    « Reply #24 on: October 16, 2011, 01:44:16 PM »
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    • Koja je razlika između III i IV stepena radijacije?
    Kod III stepena, kad provučeš ruku kroz kosu, ostane ti kosa u ruci.
    A kod IV stepena, kad provučeš ruku kroz kosu ostane ti ruka u kosi.
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    Offline sLaYeR 雄大

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    Re: Crni Humor :)
    « Reply #25 on: November 05, 2011, 04:04:03 PM »
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    • Dolazi čovek u poštu na razgovor za posao:
    Službenik: Da li ste već negde radili?
    Čovek: Bio sam tri godine u vojsci.
    Službenik: Imate li kakve benificije?
    Čovek: Ranjen sam, odnio mi geler genitalije.
    Službenik: Primljeni ste, radno vreme je od 08.00 do 16.00. Dođite sutra u 10.00.
    Čovek: Rekli ste da je radno vreme od 08.00 do 16.00 zašto da ja dođem u 10.00?
    Službenik: Ovo Vam je državna firma. Mi do 10.00 češemo jaja tako da nema potrebe da dolazite ranije.
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    Offline Djene

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    Re: Crni Humor :)
    « Reply #26 on: November 11, 2011, 11:54:12 PM »
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    • AHHAHAHAHHAHAH Slayer pokidao vic...!!!!DOMINACIJA!!! :P
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    Re: Crni Humor :)
    « Reply #27 on: November 24, 2011, 06:39:14 PM »
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    • Pitali cigu:
    - Cigo, jesi jebao nekad medicinsku sestru?
    Ciga odgovara:
    - Nisam medicinsku, al jesam običnu. :)))
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    Re: Crni Humor :)
    « Reply #28 on: November 29, 2011, 05:28:19 PM »
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    « Reply #29 on: February 23, 2012, 01:52:56 PM »
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    • Ide djole ulicom i padne mu cigla na glavu :D
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